Our New Year’s resolution: To have more fun in the new year than last year

“Halitosis is better than no breath at all. . .”

“Good luck, ’cause you’re gonna need it. . .”

“We weren’t born here, but we got here as fast as we could.”

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.”

Jim says, “I don’t HAVE a soul – I AM a Soul – My soul is exceedingly beautiful – my body, well, that’s another story.”

“When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him..”

“Make fun, not war.”

“The compulsion to take ourselves seriously is in inverse proportion to our creative capacity.”

“Beauty cannot be eaten with a spoon – unless Bruneaux cooked it.”

“In the village without dogs the people walk without sticks.”