AGREEMENT BETWEEN THE PRODUCTION AND THE AUDIENCE
This agreement, made by and between “The Production,” represented by “The Whirlybird” or its natural born agents, and “The Audience,” represented by the Friend, Participant, Reader, Club Member, or Society Member (collectively referred to as “you”), is entered into for the purpose of setting forth the terms and conditions of the content of posts, comments, photos, or stories to be published by The Production.
Disclaimer. The Production agrees to include the following disclaimer before the posts, comments, photos, or stories: “The content of these posts, comments, photos, or stories is fictional, with the occasional exception of factual information. Depictions of public or private figures are for satirical and humorous purposes only and are not intended to defame or offend. The Production’s goal is solely to entertain and not to publish defamatory content.”
Intellectual Property. You agree not to upload, download, post, repost, mail, email, transfer, transmit, or otherwise make available any content from these posts, comments, photos, or stories without the permission of The Production. You understand that doing so would infringe on The Production’s patents, trademarks, trade secrets, copyrights, or other proprietary rights.
Perjury Statement. The Production declares under penalty of perjury that the above statement is true and accurate and will not be modified or amended.
Entertainment Purpose. The Production hopes that you enjoy these posts, comments, photos, or stories without any reservations or confusion.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the parties have executed this agreement as of the moment it is read.