Disclaimers

IN CONSIDERATION OF THE MUTUAL PROMISES, EXPECTATIONS, AND AGREEMENTS SET FORTH HEREIN, THE RECEIPT AND SUFFICIENCY OF WHICH IS ACKNOWLEDGED, “The Production” (The Whirlybird or any of its natural born agents) and “The Audience” (you) AGREE AS FOLLOWS:

“The Production” has been instructed to include the following disclaimer, known as the “Terms and Conditions,” before these posts, comments, photos, or stories.

IN CONSIDERATION OF THE MUTUAL PROMISES, EXPECTATIONS AND AGREEMENTS SET FORTH HEREIN, THE RECEIPT AND SUFFICIENCY OF WHICH IS ACKNOWLEDGED, THE PRODUCTION (That’s us) AND THE AUDIENCE (that’s you) HEREBY AGREE AS FOLLOWS:

“The Production,” that is, “The Whirlybird” or any of its natural born agents, have been instructed to preface these postings, comments, photos or stories with the following disclaimer, henceforth to be known as the “Terms and Conditions”

The content of these posts, comments, photos, or stories is fictional, with the occasional exception of factual information. Depictions of public or private figures are for satirical and humorous purposes only and are not intended to defame or offend. These depictions may also contain educational or instructional elements, however, The Production does not make any claims to this effect. The Production’s goal is solely to entertain and not to publish defamatory content.

As “The Audience,” defined as the Friend, Participant, Reader, Club Member, or Society Member, you agree not to upload, download, post, repost, mail, email, transfer, transmit, or otherwise make available any content from these posts, comments, photos, or stories without the permission of The Production. The Audience understands that doing so would infringe on The Production’s patents, trademarks, trade secrets, copyrights, or other proprietary rights.

The Production declares under penalty of perjury that the above statement is true and accurate and will not be modified or amended. The Production hopes that The Audience enjoys these posts, comments, photos, or stories without any reservations or confusion.